The worst passengers you can find on an airplane
Traveling by air is fascinating, with modern planes we can do almost anything: eat, watch a movie, drink a [...]
Travel in airplanes is fascinating, with modern planes we can do practically of all: eat, watch a movie, have a drink. And in business and first classes on intercontinental routes, we can also have the shower and sleep in real private rooms at high altitude.
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In short, traveling by air has now become a pleasure And there are few things that can spoil our trip.
Unfortunately, however, we often come across passengers who think that the plane is the their And they claim to do what they want without worrying Of others. We have all encountered one of these passengers at least once and would have liked to pull the tailgate And fly down in despair.
Today we decided to make a list of worst passengers that can be encountered on an airplane, as many as 20 unruly travelers who may come across our path, surely one of these you have encountered in your travels.
The nocturnal animal
Flight of long treats, dinner was served, we went to the bathroom And we are getting ready to crush a nap... Or at least that was the plan. The nocturnal animal does not feel like sleeping and is attached to the phone, tablet, computer or any device that gives off a light unbearable that does not allow us to rest properly.
Manspreading
I am also a man, and men often have the need to enlarge legs to be a little more comfortable, so-called "manspreading." When I'm on an airplane, I try to spread my legs just enough to be comfortable but without giving discomfort to my neighbor, unfortunately, not everyone has this delicacy and doesn't give a damn about who is next door.
The applauder
Typical custom Italian, The applauder is the one who looks forward to unleash his hands and clap them until they are skinned once the plane has landed. A custom that is thankfully waning but is still present, some applause sporadic still happens to feel it and I would like to sink as much as possible.
The relaxed
We all try to find a position comfortable by plane, the biggest problem is the legs, you never know where to put them or how to stretch them without bothering. The relaxed person doesn't make too much of a fuss and puts his legs where ever he can, over the seat by front or in the aisle getting in the way of flight attendants or other passengers.
Iron arm
Eating spinach is good for our health, they contain iron and fiber useful for our body, Popeye knew that he ate a lot of them to beat Brutus, his rival. Here, in airplane Popeye thinks we are all Brutus and takes over all the armrests available, also giving nudges If necessary to make its power prevail.
The logorrhoeic
When traveling alone, it can be pleasant to exchange two chatter with other passengers, some pleasantries to make the journey less cold. Some, however, are unable to stop and feel compelled to tell you all their lives, their children's and grandchildren's lives, work, vacations, and that little bit of politics/society that never hurts.
The incontinent
My favorite place is the side window: it is the best, most comfortable, and also beautiful to the eye. Unfortunately, it has a big inconvenience which is to get "stuck" at the end of the line, it follows that when you have to go to the bathroom o stretch legs for a moment you can't help but disturb the comrades in line to get out.
To avoid boredom all the time, I personally always go to the bathroom just before boarding the plane, I don't overdo the liquids, and during the flight I try to get up as little as possible. There are those, however, who cannot help but get up in continuation, to the bathroom, to get the book in the carry-on luggage in the hatbox, to get the headphones in the backpack, to go back to the bathroom, to take off or put on the sweatshirt/jacket...in short, an endless way of the cross.
The greeter
On low budget trips, it happens to bring the lunch on the plane or snack on something we prepared before we left. The choice often and frequently falls on a sandwich or at any rate something simple and that gets as little dirt as possible. The salutist Instead, he can't help but bring his own tray of cous-cous onion e organic peppers with natural tuna and corn that when it is opened the only thing you want to do is open the window 11,000 meters above sea level for a change of air.
The marathon runner
When the plane lands, you know, there are many things that need to be done before opening the hatches: putting in security the aircraft, check the engines, prepare the landing gear, organize the descent, buses, stairs, etc.. However, when the aircraft lands in the marathon runner something snaps, an unstoppable rush, an instinct he cannot contain. The marathon runner must necessarily get up immediately after the tires touch the ground, take the luggage from the hat rack and run as fast as possible to the exit.
The super relaxed
Here we have the evolution of the relaxed, he or she who, in addition to stretching his or her legs where he or she desires, also feels the need to take off the shoes and the socks and stretch the feet, resulting in leaving an unforgettable aroma around them. La combo With the salutatorian could be lethal.
The dormouse
Unlike the nocturnal animal, the dormouse fares sleeping almost the entire trip, which really doesn't bother at all, unless the dormouse has forgotten his neck pillow and thus bumps his head to the right or left, even resting on your shoulder. Extra bonus if the dormouse goes to snoring deeply.
The rebels of the system
You recognize them immediately, only those who go versus each type of rule out of bias or because they were not taught respect. Those who did not wear the mask when it was mandatory or that they kept it down, those who "forget" to put on the mode plane, who do not raise the blinds and/or the table when taking off or landing, leave the bag where it happens to be and not under the seat in front, who get scolded for the belt not connected or that you lift When it is not allowed. They try to go to the bathroom when the signal is red and get recall By flight attendants.
The recliner
One of the doubts that pervades everyone when traveling by air: Do I recline the seat or not? Do I bother? I follow a general rule, if that behind of me reclined the seat, then I recline it, the space I'm going to take away he took away by reclining it himself, so it goes to compensate. Plus I give the passenger the opportunity to front of reclining the seat, since I have reclined it and so I am not bothered by his. The recliner makes it slams highly and recline as and when he wants, no problem is created in this regard.
The baby
Poor guy, after all, it's not his fault, he still hasn't realized that he is born or how life works, he has his own needs And expresses them like this. The child in the airplane faces a thousand nuisances: pressure, dry weather, hunger, thirst, confusion, cold, etc., the baby expresses its discomfort trying to eject the small lungs in his body through a intense scream, sometimes intermittent but always constant. When you think I've stopped it's just aillusion, was just recharging and then starting again stronger than before.
The s(b)ronzo
After dinner it is nice to indulge in a sip of wine, just to reconcile the post-meal nap. The s(b)ronzo however is not satisfied with the glass of wine, he wants the whole bottle and makes his presence known by increasing the decibels of his voice and sometimes importuning other passengers or flight attendants. Sometimes the scene is pitiful and awkward or even violent situations are created, one of the worst.
The restless
When it is behind you or next to you there is nothing you can do, you have to resign To pass a flight as agitated as he is. He can't sit still, he has to constantly make something And in order to do so, he moves nonstop. When it's in the back, the beating in the seat is not spared; when it's next to it, the whole row doesn't stop dancing.
The group
Often gathered for a vacation: either leaving or returning, but the doubt does not remain because the group this is between seats as if there was no one around them. They organize For the trip if they are going or comment the journey if they are returning, the group shouts, laughs and talks about their facts from row 1 to row 27 as if nothing happened.
Deodorant-FREE
One of the most HATED: the deodorant-free is the nightmare of each flight, he or she who evidently has no water in the house or does not know what the deodorant. If you go on a long journey, it is good to give yourself a refreshed, airport bathrooms, past security, are clean enough to do so, in carry-on luggage carrying deodorant is always helpful.
Unfortunately, not everyone agrees and prefers to spread their smell throughout the plane, the combo with the super relaxed and the healthy guarantee the honor medal for the survival.
The kick-boxer
Certainly it is being coaching for the world championships, otherwise there is no explanation as to why he necessarily has to pull kicks continuously at the seat. The kick-boxer spares no blows, pummeling the seat as if it were a punchbag And the plane was a gymnasium.
I mean, there are all kinds of them. How many of them have you caught in your travels? Are any of them missing? Let us know in the comments!
